Tongue-Wrestling a Piranha
Someone asked me recently if it was hard to leave the Place of Evil and Darkness and move over to the Place of Toil and Labor.
I answered thusly:
“I couldn’t get out of the Place of Evil and Darkness fast enough. I would have lit myself on fire and rolled naked in broken glass while tongue-wrestling a Piranha if it would have got me out quicker.”
Good thing I left when I did - who would want to hire a crispy naked guy with no tongue and a Piranha hanging from his lip?
