The Girls of ClipArt

Posted by: elraymundo at 11:24 am on Wednesday, November 7, 2007
From: Great Falls, Virginia
Filed under: Girls of ClipArt

The temperature dropped to 40° during last night’s drive home with the top down. (That’s 4.4° for you Euros.)

I’ve still got the windows down and the heater off. I think another five degrees and I’ll have to go to gloves.

Curiously, driving to work in the morning when the temperature is 41° is a lot more comfortable than driving around at night when it’s 55° or 60°. I don’t know if it’s psychological (dark vs. sunlight) or if the workday just sucks the life force out of me and leaves me cold by the end of the day.

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Believe it or not, there are some pretty good-looking women in the Microsoft Office ClipArt graphics. I told Jeff W. that Playboy ought to do a Girls of ClipArt issue. Here’s one I think they could start with:

ClipArt image of a waitress

Put her on a sandy beach in Mexico in five-inch heels and shiny lip gloss, drape a feather boa - or a boa constrictor - over her shoulders and toss a gold chain around her waist and she’s money. Oh, and maybe give her champagne in a martini glass to hold, too. You know, because nude, airbrushed women cavorting with snakes while drinking champagne from martini glasses is so Mexico.